1. Resorting to crying is blackmail.
2. Ask for what you want. Hinting doesn't work.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Deal with it!
5. Rid of your cat.
6. Anything we said six or eight months ago does not count now.
7. Anything you want to wear is fine. Really!
8. Captain Cook didn't need directions, and neither do we.
9. You have too many shoes. Why is that?
10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask unless you want the truth.
11. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss occasionally.
14. "Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffectual than deceived.
17. Sunday = sports.
18. If you don't dress like the Kiley Minogue, don't expect us to act like sex God.
19. If something we say can be taken two ways, and one of them makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us look. If we don't look at other women, how can we appreciate how pretty you are?
21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done -- not both.
23. Women who wear low cut clothing lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
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