Cairns Romance Island

If you really want to hook up on a first date, wear your ugliest underwear. Inevitably, you’ll hook up.

The Unshaven Legs Rule

If you apply this and the ugly underwear rule at the same time, you’ll probably marry the guy.

R.K.

When the date is over and you think you like him but you’re still not exactly sure, a little recreational kissing probably won’t hurt him or you. And…it may help answer that question of whether you’re interested.

I.R.K.

Irresponsible Recretional Kissing is when you make out with him because you foolishly think you have to or when you already know you’re not interested and just aren’t mature enough to say so.

Pick Up After Yourself

If a girlfriend was kind enough to loan you an outfit for this important evening out, make sure you dry-clean it immediately. Don’t keep it, thinking you have some nostalgic right to adopt it. Return it – cleaned – by next weekend, or you could karmicly damage the date you just had. (Not really, but return her damn clothes anyway.)

Cairns Romance Island believe they're hilarious!

You can never change what you are prepared to tolerate!

By MadamSplash

When choosing a long term relationship, ask yourself ... "Will I genuinely enjoy spending a lot of time with this person?"

Even a hint that you may be required to tolerate an undesirable attitude, behaviour or personality trait ... is a signpost to future disaster.

Remember, it is not your place to change another person, to entertain such a notion is patronising and controlling ...

What you see is what you get! If you don't like it, it's not for you!

Cairns Romance Island is brought to you by

by Splash Marketing Australia  Cairns Website Designers